by Don C. Marler
[NOTE: The bulk of this story came to me as anonymous. I have edited, changed and added to it. There is much more to the real story, but you get this point.]
This morning I was awakened by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly, regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility and drank some water from the same source since its safety is regulated by governmental agencies. After that I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Weather Service Administration determined the weather was going to be, using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs that have been determined safe by the U S Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time, as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I got into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) approved automobile and set out for work on roads built by the state, local and federal departments of transportation, stopping to purchase fuel of a specific quality determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposited my mail so the US Postal Service could deliver it and then I dropped my children off at the public school.
While at work I went to the local airport that was built by local, state and federal funds, to pick up fellow employees returning to the home office. I was pleased that they had all made a safe round trip, due in large part to the regulations and inspections of facilities and planes, and in part to the government required and supported training for pilots, controllers and other essential employees.
After work, I drove my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house that had not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire Marshal’s inspection, and that had not been plundered thanks to local law enforcement.
I then logged onto the Internet that was designed and developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and posted on freepublic.com and Fox News. There I learned about how SOCIALISM is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.